Beast Battle Simulator

Beast Battle Simulator is exactly as the title states, a simulator for animals fighting each other, but it is also a step beyond that. At any point during the "simulation", you have the option/ability to take control of anything on the battlefield. There are also different game modes including a challenge area and even has soccer programmed in. The creatures you can use range anywhere from zebras to dinosaurs, from knights to tanks, and don't forget the ever destructive pigs with dynamite vests. If the last example didn't already give it away, you can equip the creatures with different weaponry like explosives, guns, flamethrowers, and even lasers. 

Visuals

The visuals in this game are pretty solid, each other creatures have their own unique design and animations. All of the equipment, like explosives and guns, are all animated. And whether this was done intentionally or not, the way the models ragdoll after being killed is hilarious. Sometimes it might just fall to the ground, other times its head and neck will stretch the distance of the screen or more. Even the blood is comical in the way it splatters everywhere. I love the visuals in this game, I think they serve it very well and add a bit to its enjoyment. That being said the visuals still aren't perfect, they can be cleaned up in a bit that doesn't take away the comic feel that I (and I'm sure many of you will) enjoy. 

RATING: 8.5 / 10

Mechanics

The mechanics and controls of this game are very straightforward, you place the creature you want to use, maybe give them some guns or something and just let the game do its thing. If you decide you want to get in on the action, just take control of something and enjoy. The hardest part of this game would be figuring out what the best strategy would be in completing some of the different challenges. So while there isn't a whole lot of controls, the ones that are implemented work perfectly so this section deserves that perfect score.

RATING: 10 / 10

Replay-ability

The replay-ability of this game is very high, between the updates, challenges, and the wide variety of scenarios that you can create and enjoy. The only problem is that it can reach a point of repetitiveness if you play it for a long period of time and often. But then again, this game wasn't really meant to be played that way; this game was meant to be a guilty pleasure or just one of those games you fool around with when you (and sometimes your friends) are bored and need a distraction. So with that in find, this game has gone past its expectations.

RATING: 9 / 10

Is It Fun?

If you're somebody who loves random stupid comedy, like an army of turtles fighting to the death against a T-Rex, then you'll enjoy this game. And like I said before, this game isn't meant to be serious; this game isn't meant to be played constantly like an FPS or a MOBA. The game is a "hey I'm bored and need a good laugh" kind of game. So the answer is, yes it is extremely fun. I have had nothing but enjoyment from this game.

RATING: 10 / 10

OVERALL RATING: 9.4 / 10  A

I reccommend this game to anyone that has $10 to spare, and like just messing around and having a good laugh.

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Pit People

Pit People is a turn-based strategy game similar to XCOM and the new Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle. The main difference is this game is better, and I’m going to tell you why. If you’ve ever seen my videos or previous reviews, you’d know that The Behemoth is one of my favorite game developers of all time, and Pit People happens to be their current piece of perfection. All of the Behemoth games are full of bright colorful diverse characters, and tons of on-screen gags, and more recently witty, hilarious narration. The game is still in the Alpha stages, but it is already perfected, in terms of gameplay and mechanics; the only thing left (from my understanding) is finishing up the story and adding in some more features that we don’t necessarily need, but I’m not complaining about getting extra content. So, before I turn this into a 10 page paper on why I’m obsessed and in love with this game, let’s just move on to the review and save you some time.

Graphics/Visuals

Pit People has that unique art style that The Behemoth is known for. The characters are well designed and fairly diverse, all following a certain theme depending on the characters' role/class. The environments for the game are diverse and beautifully designed/colored, and the battlefields are strategically mapped out to make each fight interesting. The only thing I would change visually with this game is adding a little bit to the color palette, but then again the game is still in development so we aren't really seeing everything.

RATING: 9.5/10

Mechanics

The mechanics of this game are perfect, they do not need to be changed at all in my opinion. The controls are well mapped out, everything is easy to understand in terms of how things work. If the developers wanted to add new features to the game (which they might, seeing as the game isn't finished yet), that would be fine as long as they don't change the already existing one, they function perfectly. It's a turn-based game that allows you to map out what movements you would like your characters to do, it shows the maximum actions allowed, and it lets you know if you can or can't do something. Not much needed to be changed there.

RATING: 10/10

Replay-ability

The replay-ability of this game is one of the highest I've seen in this style of game, mainly because there are "random" encounters, and there is a large roster of different characters you can recruit and use in battle. And many of the characters have something unique about them, that makes them worth the effort of recruiting. Plus there are different kinds of equipment that can be found throughout the game, and it has several multiplayer functions to enjoy with friends.

RATING: 10/10

Is It Fun?

I find this game to be incredibly fun, and I'm someone who isn't fond of turn-based games other than Sid Meier's Civilization series or card games. It has a substantial amount of humor, especially because they brought back Stamper (the narrator from BattleBlock Theater and established animator) to narrate this game. And above all, I'm enjoying myself playing an uncompleted game... Imagine how much fun there will be when the thing is finished, this is the kind of game that I find so fun I would get it for people just because I want them to enjoy it. And around the "full" release, I might just do that; might have some kind of giveaway, we'll see...

RATING: 10/10

OVERALL RATING: 9.9/10 A+

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