Beast Battle Simulator
Beast Battle Simulator is exactly as the title states, a simulator for animals fighting each other, but it is also a step beyond that. At any point during the "simulation", you have the option/ability to take control of anything on the battlefield. There are also different game modes including a challenge area and even has soccer programmed in. The creatures you can use range anywhere from zebras to dinosaurs, from knights to tanks, and don't forget the ever destructive pigs with dynamite vests. If the last example didn't already give it away, you can equip the creatures with different weaponry like explosives, guns, flamethrowers, and even lasers.
The visuals in this game are pretty solid, each other creatures have their own unique design and animations. All of the equipment, like explosives and guns, are all animated. And whether this was done intentionally or not, the way the models ragdoll after being killed is hilarious. Sometimes it might just fall to the ground, other times its head and neck will stretch the distance of the screen or more. Even the blood is comical in the way it splatters everywhere. I love the visuals in this game, I think they serve it very well and add a bit to its enjoyment. That being said the visuals still aren't perfect, they can be cleaned up in a bit that doesn't take away the comic feel that I (and I'm sure many of you will) enjoy.
RATING: 8.5 / 10
The mechanics and controls of this game are very straightforward, you place the creature you want to use, maybe give them some guns or something and just let the game do its thing. If you decide you want to get in on the action, just take control of something and enjoy. The hardest part of this game would be figuring out what the best strategy would be in completing some of the different challenges. So while there isn't a whole lot of controls, the ones that are implemented work perfectly so this section deserves that perfect score.
RATING: 10 / 10
The replay-ability of this game is very high, between the updates, challenges, and the wide variety of scenarios that you can create and enjoy. The only problem is that it can reach a point of repetitiveness if you play it for a long period of time and often. But then again, this game wasn't really meant to be played that way; this game was meant to be a guilty pleasure or just one of those games you fool around with when you (and sometimes your friends) are bored and need a distraction. So with that in find, this game has gone past its expectations.
RATING: 9 / 10
Is It Fun?
If you're somebody who loves random stupid comedy, like an army of turtles fighting to the death against a T-Rex, then you'll enjoy this game. And like I said before, this game isn't meant to be serious; this game isn't meant to be played constantly like an FPS or a MOBA. The game is a "hey I'm bored and need a good laugh" kind of game. So the answer is, yes it is extremely fun. I have had nothing but enjoyment from this game.
RATING: 10 / 10
OVERALL RATING: 9.4 / 10 A
I reccommend this game to anyone that has $10 to spare, and like just messing around and having a good laugh.
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